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Hand in the Bush

So anyway. this weekend was incredibly hot. like not fun hot. I was not excited. I can’t quite remember what exactly went down this weekend. but I think we mostly hung out. My friend brock and amanda hung out on thursday.. friday I hung out with my friend sevren and some of his friends. they are so “classy.” hehe. but the real gem(hehe) was on saturday. Some new friends of ours came over about o…

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I imagine that if all you are anything like myself you have all wondered how to have sex with a dolphin. Well here is the manual. Alarming, isn’t it.

A very good sentence…

“Fixated offenders are not aware of the inherent detrimental nature of their actions because they exhibit a primitive sense of identification with children and that coupled with their distorted view of sexuality provokes them to believe that their actions are innocuous.” - k*star

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Hi. My name is Harper. I am an engineer and software architect involved in social networks and the open source software. I am very happily employed as the CTO to the awesome skinnyCorp in Chicago, IL. We make some really cool stuff. This is obviously my blog. I write about everything from being a professional yoyoer to hacking the newest Internet appliance. Be sure and check out my homepage at harperreed.org. If you are so interested, my resume is located here. I love getting emails and what not so feel free to contact me through here.

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