Today I found out that my dad was placed into the hospital to help him fight his infidel skin. Basically he has what is colloquially known as “extreme eczema,” but basically it seems that his skin is attempting to hijack his body and run it into a building. So with that in mind, he went [...]

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today I went downtown and picked up voltage converter and some clothes. everyone has been telling me to go and get light colored clothing so that I don’t A) burn up and B) get attacked by bugs. apparently there are a lot of bugs. I am not a fan of disease so I guess I will head their suggestions. stupid disease. so I got some clothes. mostly brown pants and nice

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i don’t know what that means. does anyone remember the realgerbil page that mocked the realdoll page? remember the picture of the gerbil being violated.. heh. I wish I had saved that. what genius.. anyway.. at the Middle East Web Log there is a nifty article about how saddam is hidi…

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So, I had another weird dream. this one was quite scary - not that weird good scary either. Real real scary. Not fun. it went like this:

I was one of the head guys at a mental institution and I was in charge of combating all communicable diseases. So I got an alert of a breakout of this scary disease that turns ordinary people into shape shifters on a killing rampage.

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